The guy who can eat fruit in 5 minutes or less

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Hello! my names are: Tommy/Toms or Q! My pronouns are he/him, ey/em, e/er, they/them I’m queer (I was Primordial-beetle-whore -> Tommy-the-silly-guy)

i like goblincore, Vulture culture (Taxidermy is a huge interest of mine), medical stuff, gore (this might appear on my page, I’ll tag it as such), writing, clowncore, Cryptids, and there’s probably more but this is what I can come up with off the top of my head I also use this blog to vent on and off But will tag it or put a warning on it

DNI: transphobes (This includes TERFS and any other of the fucking variations get off my property), SWERS, homophobes, exclusionists in general, ableists, kink and NSFW (I am a minor!!) Bigots in general, also I’m very uncomfortable with people/posts asking for money. please do not ask. If you reblog them thats fine just dont expect me to.

I’d love to get to know y’all!

Edit: What has my blog become
Edit,2: it has become a hell, i lobe it <3

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wh……….

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Hey uh if you go to that blog


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And click that link


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The binary in the image from the blog post translates to the password you need here which gets you this


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And that url takes you here


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I don’t have any idea what the code on the t-shirt is supposed to be tho

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Okay it’s a decimal code that translates to tumblr godknowsnone?

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On that blog there’s like a captcha image and a long binary string. Stay tuned!!

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Okay that binary translates to ascii code


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Which then translates to this


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So when we log in to that email account


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There’s not much there except this vimeo link in the drafts folder


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The video is just 19 seconds of a very windy kind of woodsy area with a pond and a shortened url displayed over it


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gaycholita

so that link takes you to this youtube video

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and if you scroll down theres only one comment

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click on the user and they dont have any videos, but their about page has a link

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the link takes you to this freetexthost page, but im not sure what this text is code for

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“check it out then go way back”

if you go way back to the original blog @nn17gkn

“cbg juj uk fb? Ouppx obpx pbfxc 7xfpb uo jbq? bap” is the first post

using this cypher that post translates to:

You did it now Gimme some money venmo is docworm

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ok but they posted something new.

if you use the same website from before, it converts to

“Thanks for playing how about round two this is a gays only event hettys need not apply“
(first of all fuckin amazing)

but then the link leads you to this picture

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which honestly idk what to do with, someone continue this.

gaycholita

thanks for adding this!!!!! i started looking into it

so if you brighten that image super high theres a link on the left side

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that link takes you to a freetexthost page with this vimeo link: https://vimeo.com/277172453

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the way the camera focuses in this video is morse code and me and @bitchface—mcgee translated it to: tmdlrrecurring17

we have no idea what this means and we’re stuck, if someone knows what this could be pls add on !!!!!

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It’s still going y'all!!!!

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I might be wrong but I think y'all might’ve mistranslated the Morse code. It might say tumblr recurring17

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WE GOT FUCKING PLAYED AGAIN DKCNFSLXKFNRMDCKFNDMXKCNXNFJSLSSJ

emmersdrawberry

The Old God that runs the internet

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Cannot believe this journey is back on my dash

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the great con

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an older punk guy at the punk show i was at just fucking recruited me to go to the goth club. Mans was like "if you dancing like that you should be heading to this place" cause i was wearing my black swooshy dress and was stoned spinning around. So he wrote the name of the place in my phone, let me know to pass his name to a certain doorman to get in if their at door. So fucking cool. Guess ill be heading to a goth club sometime soon :3

And i caught the local yvr photo taking a photo of me again! He was catching me making a scuffed bong set up with my pipe bowl on a silicon bong. I'll see if im on his insta lol. Becoming a local vancouver cryptid

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This photo he took of me is so beautiful. HE EVEN EDITED THE BACKGROUND TO GRAYSCALE TO MAKE ME POP OUT MORE <3 yvrpunks making me look so great fr

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fullyarticulatedgoldskeleton

When people ask, “How can I tell if someone is disabled or just lazy?” I think about my parents.

My parents have known me my whole life. When they’re not actively contemptuous of me, they do seem to be somewhat aware of my general personality and character. In one of his nicer moments, my dad has called me “sweet-natured.” They can tell that when I make them a surprise breakfast or lunch that I enjoy being helpful and doing nice things for people.

They know from watching me grow up that I have always had trouble keeping my room clean, getting homework done, and keeping my desk tidy at school.

The longest I can push myself past my limits is about nine months. Then I collapse and end up less functional than I was before I pushed myself. This has been a pattern throughout my middle and high school years. I would go to public school for about a year, and then collapse and have to do the rest of my education at home. My work history follows this pattern, too.

I once sat in a therapy session with my dad to talk about the constant struggle we were having at home because he wanted me to help out more and do better in school. When he asked me why I didn’t do things, I broke down in tears, because I couldn’t explain it. “I just CAN’T. I want to, and I CAN’T.” Nobody listened.

My mom asked me why I don’t do things, and I said, “I just can’t. I sit there for hours trying to convince myself to do things, and I can’t. Move.”

And she said, “Don’t think about it, just do it,” completely missing the point.

When I got older I found words for the things I was dealing with. I got professionally diagnosed, and I’d look up information about my diagnosis and e-mail articles to my parents explaining what my disability is and why I can’t do things.

My parents have firsthand information about my character (helpful, likes doing things for others) and my history with disability (can’t consistently keep things clean, can’t manage a daily schedule). I’ve talked to them extensively about my diagnosis and given them information about it. They have known me my whole life, and I’ve always been this way. And they still, STILL choose to believe I’m just a bad person who doesn’t try and doesn’t care.

My disability isn’t invisible, people refuse to look at it.

People like problems they can yell at. They like having a target for their frustration. They don’t want to admit disability is real, because they want problems that they can either solve, or blame someone else for. And the disabled person themself is  their scapegoat, someone who can’t ever opt out of their role because the disability is never going to go away.

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My disability isn’t invisible, people refuse to look at it.

My disability isn’t invisible, people refuse to look at it.

My disability isn’t invisible, people refuse to look at it.

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“The longest I can push myself past my limits is about nine months. Then I collapse and end up less functional than I was before I pushed myself.“

Oh.

suncloth

“They don’t want to admit disability is real, because they want problems that they can either solve, or blame someone else for. And the disabled person themself is  their scapegoat, someone who can’t ever opt out of their role because the disability is never going to go away.”

tikkunolamorgtfo

Well this resonates 🫠

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Boosting signal

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Listen to the sound of wikipedia

This is a way to listen to changes to wikipedia. You are literally listening to knowledge being added to the world.

Pluck sounds are an addition, strings are subtractions, and the pitch says how how big the edit is. My heart shudders at this I love it so much.

cannibalcoalition

This is so relaxing. 

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I COULD LISTEN TO THIS FOR HOURS THANKS

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Overstimulating: turn on all languages

Hyperaware: turn on wikidata, English, and anything else

Upbeat calm: turn on English, German, Hindu, Chinese, Japanese, French, Spanish, Telegu

Calm: English, Chinese, Hindu, German

Distant calm: Arabic, Telegu, Hebrew, Sanskrit, Hindu

Unsettling quiet: Punjabi, Serbian, Western Mari, Macedonian, Farsi, Tamil, Kannada, Gujarati

The Distant Cry: only Western Mari

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WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK

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The company isn’t boasting about using cheap/unpaid/forced penal labor.

It’s a project offering voluntary employment opportunities with fair trade wages to incarcerated women, allowing them to amass decent savings and avoid recidivism (i.e., having to return to prostitution, drug muling, and the other poverty-related crimes as soon as their sentences are up, because they’re right back in poverty where they started).

No, it’s not the all-or-nothing Tumblr justice solution™ of magically abolishing the PIC overnight, but it’s a significant improvement over the literal slave labor most corporations employ, while raking in the entirety of a prisoner’s surplus and setting them up for recidivism.

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Y'all….this isn’t slave labor the way the vast majority of prusin labor is. They have a 30 hour work week and pay their employees a LIVING WAGE. Also the company was founded after talking to women in prison about their lives and needs

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clown-bastard-man asked:

Show us The Pins!

whyenn-reader answered:

Ah Yes, The Pins!

Ive been decently obsessed with making pins out of bottle caps i find on the ground for 2-3 months now and I’ve made ~250 so far and here are i think all the designs (⁠「⁠`⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠)⁠「

I can make a detailed tutorial on how to make em if ya’ll want (there is an outdated one on my twitter, I have perfected my method since)

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